Cutwatpark is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless wyvern.

Cutwatpark created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutwatpark, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cutwatpark, he will remove you from existence.

Cutwatpark's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cutwatpark's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if nine gulls approach from the north.

3. Cutwatpark must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Cutwatpark loves mites, so they must be respected.