Bon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous fox.

Bon created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four birds approach from the east.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if six tapirs approach from the north.