Janmumbot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent mouse.

Janmumbot created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Janmumbot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Janmumbot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Janmumbot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Janmumbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Janmumbot loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Do not chop down trees.