Himbemgun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous pig.

Himbemgun created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himbemgun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Himbemgun, it will manifest in front of you.

Himbemgun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Himbemgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect your elders.