Cubmiglip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous goose.

Cubmiglip created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubmiglip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubmiglip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cubmiglip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cubmiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at nebulae.