Kimxuckvog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive badger.

Kimxuckvog created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimxuckvog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kimxuckvog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kimxuckvog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kimxuckvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kimxuckvog's priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.