Sigxinxinjig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy tortoise.

Sigxinxinjig created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigxinxinjig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sigxinxinjig, he will be very sad.

Sigxinxinjig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sigxinxinjig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sigxinxinjig.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Sigxinxinjig loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.