Gudbaffun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, emotional meerkat.

Gudbaffun created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbaffun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudbaffun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gudbaffun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gudbaffun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never sing near sharks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudbaffun.