Gidwot Veenton is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable fox.

Gidwot Veenton created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidwot Veenton, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidwot Veenton, it will send you a sign.

Gidwot Veenton's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gidwot Veenton's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Always help otters.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt ants.