Jarnbabhon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful raccoon.

Jarnbabhon created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbabhon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jarnbabhon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jarnbabhon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jarnbabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo ear rings.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about fire.