Dunzimget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented owl.

Dunzimget created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunzimget, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dunzimget, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dunzimget's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dunzimget's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Dunzimget must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dunzimget on top of all buildings.