Genlikbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome wolf.

Genlikbiss created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genlikbiss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Genlikbiss, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Genlikbiss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Genlikbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never paint your chest brown.