Safcubfed is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, calm gnu.

Safcubfed created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safcubfed, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Safcubfed, he will not care.

Safcubfed's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Safcubfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear white hats.