Vabceddid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unfair turtle.

Vabceddid created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabceddid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vabceddid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vabceddid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vabceddid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Hide if five manatees approach from the west.

3. Vabceddid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not covet oxen.