Bidpodgan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering weasel.

Bidpodgan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidpodgan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidpodgan, it will remove you from existence.

Bidpodgan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bidpodgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.