Veenyarlsand is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent wyrm.

Veenyarlsand created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenyarlsand, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veenyarlsand, she will not care at all.

Veenyarlsand's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Veenyarlsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear mauve boots.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Put Veenyarlsand first in all things.