Metbigmad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Metbigmad created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metbigmad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metbigmad, she will strike you with lightening.

Metbigmad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Metbigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Hide if six capybaras approach from the east.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Metbigmad.