Ragvenneg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, weak hydra.

Ragvenneg created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Ragvenneg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragvenneg, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Ragvenneg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ragvenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away if seven pigs approach from the east.