Niblopdog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, overgenerous hare.

Niblopdog created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblopdog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Niblopdog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Niblopdog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Niblopdog's Holy Commandments

1. Niblopdog loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.