Tiksagapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, effective naga.

Tiksagapp created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiksagapp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tiksagapp, she will manifest in front of you.

Tiksagapp's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tiksagapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sing near capybaras.

5. Do not commit murder.