Wipfabrip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional fairy.

Wipfabrip created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wipfabrip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wipfabrip, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wipfabrip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wipfabrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always take life seriously.