Flamfabwon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous donkey.

Flamfabwon created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flamfabwon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flamfabwon, it will remove you from existence.

Flamfabwon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flamfabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three frogs approach from the west.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flamfabwon.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide from mauve snakes for they are unholy.

5. Flamfabwon loves great tits, so they must be respected.