Sakrilgad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate crane.

Sakrilgad created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakrilgad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sakrilgad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sakrilgad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sakrilgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if three cats approach from the west.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Run away from yellow geese, for they are unholy.

5. Never paint your neck pink.