Dongenmif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful tortoise.

Dongenmif created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Dongenmif, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dongenmif, it will turn you into a tree.

Dongenmif's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dongenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Dongenmif must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry bats.