Arttadmig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain hyena.

Arttadmig created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arttadmig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arttadmig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Arttadmig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Arttadmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands turquoise.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Arttadmig on top of all buildings.