Donbisszan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured wren.

Donbisszan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbisszan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Donbisszan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Donbisszan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Donbisszan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.