Cissontomt Hogrill Hondavhim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tiresome crow.

Cissontomt Hogrill Hondavhim created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissontomt Hogrill Hondavhim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cissontomt Hogrill Hondavhim, he will not invite you to parties.

Cissontomt Hogrill Hondavhim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cissontomt Hogrill Hondavhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.