Dotdimcim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident crow.

Dotdimcim created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdimcim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dotdimcim, he will destroy your home planet.

Dotdimcim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dotdimcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never talk about cell theory.