Vilgemxen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident coyote.

Vilgemxen created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilgemxen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vilgemxen, he will turn you into a snail.

Vilgemxen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vilgemxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Run away from gray doves, for they are unholy.