Hitfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate faun.

Hitfod created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hitfod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hitfod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hitfod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hitfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear yellow stockings.