Natbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying hydra.

Natbaf created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Natbaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Natbaf, he will turn you into a duck.

Natbaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Natbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine mites approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide if six swans approach from the east.

4. You must love Natbaf.

5. Never think about stars.