Cunflytab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow fox.

Cunflytab created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunflytab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cunflytab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cunflytab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cunflytab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not take Cunflytab's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not shave your feet.