Badvenrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent goat.

Badvenrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Badvenrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badvenrag, it will laugh at you.

Badvenrag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Badvenrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

2. Never sing near goats.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.