Bomdonhamjop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy centaur.

Bomdonhamjop created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdonhamjop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bomdonhamjop, she will destroy your home planet.

Bomdonhamjop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bomdonhamjop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide from black badgers for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Bomdonhamjop's name in vain.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.