Bossdobbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident warg.

Bossdobbarn created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bossdobbarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossdobbarn, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bossdobbarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bossdobbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Bossdobbarn first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.