Diss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic rhinoceros.

Diss created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Diss, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Diss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Diss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Diss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Diss' name in vain.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always pray immersed in water.