Ditnilmut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, clever hamster.

Ditnilmut created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditnilmut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ditnilmut, he will refuse to believe in you.

Ditnilmut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ditnilmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five mice approach from the east.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditnilmut.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.