Wiktingum Legwanlab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, grumpy cat.

Wiktingum Legwanlab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiktingum Legwanlab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wiktingum Legwanlab, he will think nothing of it.

Wiktingum Legwanlab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wiktingum Legwanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.