Kopgeplen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic rat.

Kopgeplen created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopgeplen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kopgeplen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kopgeplen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kopgeplen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Kopgeplen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.