Pibtalsis is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, weak grasshopper.

Pibtalsis created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibtalsis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pibtalsis, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pibtalsis' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pibtalsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.