Yoghamshav is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil seal.

Yoghamshav created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoghamshav, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoghamshav, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Yoghamshav's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yoghamshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Hide from indigo frogs for they are unholy.

5. You must love Yoghamshav.