Appdavstip Safyimjon Xucsafbassapp is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, slow turtle.

Appdavstip Safyimjon Xucsafbassapp created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Appdavstip Safyimjon Xucsafbassapp, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Appdavstip Safyimjon Xucsafbassapp, she will not care.

Appdavstip Safyimjon Xucsafbassapp's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Appdavstip Safyimjon Xucsafbassapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Fast once a month.