Wipdabkip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive narwhal.

Wipdabkip created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipdabkip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipdabkip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wipdabkip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wipdabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wipdabkip first in all things.

2. You must love Wipdabkip.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wipdabkip on top of all buildings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.