Negzogkincab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent wasp.

Negzogkincab created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Negzogkincab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Negzogkincab, he will not invite you to parties.

Negzogkincab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Negzogkincab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Hide from brown ducks for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.