Bunlimdim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered grasshopper.

Bunlimdim created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunlimdim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bunlimdim, she will make you grow a tail.

Bunlimdim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bunlimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bunlimdim.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.