Yaknulart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong weasel.

Yaknulart created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaknulart, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yaknulart, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yaknulart's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yaknulart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Yaknulart's priests.

3. Yaknulart loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Run away from fawn gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.