Tagcussnar is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, almighty butterfly.

Tagcussnar created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagcussnar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tagcussnar, it will turn you into a rat.

Tagcussnar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tagcussnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always obey Tagcussnar's priests.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.