Futgudmif is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unjust squid.

Futgudmif created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Futgudmif, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futgudmif, it will laugh at you.

Futgudmif's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Futgudmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Futgudmif loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.