Fongubgomfigbit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, cheerful porpoise.

Fongubgomfigbit created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fongubgomfigbit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fongubgomfigbit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fongubgomfigbit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fongubgomfigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.