Fubsatlid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, annoying ferret.

Fubsatlid created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubsatlid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubsatlid, she will turn you into a goat.

Fubsatlid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fubsatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubsatlid.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Never eat aubergines.